Absurd desk (short stories)
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The old mayor died not long ago. He used the desk Ceng Chao to carry the. A table in the office place, it is higher than the wild and intractable office director and a colleague's desk attendant. Really a little scary!
"Cut it short." The director turned to the newspaper and said.
"I don't really look good." Sitting on the opposite side of the director Yang colleagues said.
Old mayor yibingbuqi, director Yang and will a few minor use this table temporarily ceded to Zeng, Yang and often hinted that said: "you don't start first for strong, and people in the idea. You know, a number of people have no desk? Fortunately, this centralized Ceng Chao do, should take care of the department."
This kind of kindness is of course to be received. Ceng Chao waiting for the best time. However, the old mayor left, his family did not come to clean up his drawer, in case some personal loss, Ceng Chao which can bear the responsibility? Want to hurry the old mayor relatives, can be trusted. The mayor called Ceng Chao chills.
"You should not destroy others too quickly, the mayor shiguweihan, this is not called his son happy?"
yes。 yes。 Ceng Chao's father died that year, Ceng Chao hated others urged Ceng Chao to clear the drawer, the desk to empty out. Everybody feels the same about this..
Until later, the old mayor son to the drawer, Ceng Chao in the first time it was carried to.
"Hey, Xiao Liu, you use the mayor's office table, you need to mention the mayor's level! Congratulations to you." Someone came in from the front of the office, he and Ceng Chao jokingly booing, they like.
"You say, this desk is higher than the two row? Do you look good?" The director is like a reminder.
The booing immediately replied: "Oh, I'm smart look, is high, high."
Ceng Chao heard that the words in its taste, hurried to find people who borrowed a hacksaw. Face, he will be the part of the mayor's desk to the bottom skyward, thin volume, sawed off the high, and then piled up, the flattening.
Just right." The director said a benign countenance.
"This is almost the same." Yang immediately near.
(two)
The old mayor is sleeping on Bai Bing.
"Who's going to work on my desk?" Trance, the old mayor sitting leisurely, if lost something glance around, scared Ceng Chao back break out in a cold sweat.
"You take my desk, not tall enough, black?"
The old mayor vivid memory, like playing ash is a nickname. His name, Ceng Chao, is not so nervous.
"I, I've cut my desk......" Ceng Chao at the answer.
"Saw?" The old mayor asked, "who made you cut short?""
Ceng Chao can say that the director called saw? Can say that the old mayor's office desk up his desk inches? Can colleagues also suggest that Ceng Chao's desk can not be higher than other people in the office? Ceng Chao can only silence, can only have no language.
"The mayor's office desk to cut short do?"
"In fact, this desk should give the old mayor home. Work for decades, even the desk can not get it?"
"That's too much!"
There were people chattering nonsense. Ceng Chao felt breathless, he had to escape to asphyxia.
"Ha ha, you go black, where are you going? The desk is for you." The mayor said with a smile, as if tired, sleep again.
White water Binghua, candle smoke, wind and mosquito smoke scattered, the cry of a woman of four, others bowed.
.........
Ceng Chao woke up in the middle of the night, it was a dream.
(three)
In the morning, Ceng Chao walked into the office. Fucking strange, the old mayor desk actually still higher director desk inches.
He hurried to see. Didn't want to push gently, desk will shake, a temporary, wood sound hit; he again carefully look, turned out to be sawed the wood, let a person touch under the desk, at the moment at sixes and sevens lying on the ground.
"Who's kidding, grandma!" Ceng Chao picked them up and threw them out of the window.
Suddenly, someone stopped behind Ceng Chao, the big shouted: "you dare to throw the mayor of things, really great courage!"
Didn't treat Ceng Chao to smile, he smiled to himself. Ceng Chao knew that the other side was joking and laughing.
"You guys have nothing to do?" Ceng Chao handed him a cigarette.
"Fun, fun, and I'm just fun!" This is even if it is recognized.
Things just went by. Director, Yang and Ceng Chao all along, OK.
Day in and day out, time flies.
There is one day, Ceng Chao went into the office, at a glance, the old mayor's desk or up to two inches. He is ignorant.