1. boyfriend chatting, talking about the rise of saliva splashed his face, and he wiped his hand instinctively. I was very angry: "? Why hold anything against me ah?" His face was gentlemanly smile: "! No, Ma Yun"
2. "Dad, our school started a band, I want to go to school and said instrument to bring their own "My father stared at his son for a long time, handing me a chopstick:."? children, our family is poor, you can not go to fight when the command "
3. a male customer in a restaurant for dinner, when he finished the requirements checkout when the boss brought the bill surprised him. "! 30,000 yuan too expensive," he said: "You should make a break for peer right?" The boss said: "? So you are opening the restaurant," he said: "! No, I was stealing money"
4. sieve resume just in time to see a graduate CV - Awards: during the school obtained Master "Another bottle" award several times.
5. asked a friend of his album password, he gave me a bunch of 17-long English "cptbtptpbcptdtptp", I was surprised and asked: "?? How come you remember so long ah," he weak weak back: " grapes do not spit grape skin does not spit the grape skin eating grapes! "
6. office a female colleague had just come back after using the toilet, touched by the way a male colleague sitting next to the head, praised him for his good hair today, angry male colleagues Road, Do not you just went to the toilet hand touch my head! Female colleagues two seconds of silence, said, "You think I need the toilet like you with your hands?" Collective hilarious!
7. class teacher found that there are two children in puppy love. Her parents do not bother to ask, do not bother to education, two children are directly and most beautiful Lolita class and the class is too handsome to sit at the same table. A week later, this young couple puppy love in suspicion and jealousy in the end ...
8. a man riding a motorcycle, with a four-year-old child in the back seat. That man riding bad, rickety children, and finally a motorcycle Britain, the child fell off. The man unaware, I stopped handlebar hold a child up, stepped on the gas to catch up with him. Complained: "? How you are riding a motorcycle, you do not know the child out," the man staring eyes looked at the child, crying:? "Your mother does
9. Once sick infusion, sit and play the phone, the time off quickly looked up and saw the bottle bottom, suddenly alarmed children, and shouted: "waiter, full on! "Since then, I was the outpatient celebrities
10. When the University dormitory a roommate in the mirror holding their own for a long time suddenly said:!! I am so handsome ah another replied: Damn you such a person too hard you even can cheat.
11. last night to see color ball lottery ticket in hand before shaking the whole time of the five, and was about the sixth sudden blackout. Nima I excited to kick broken coffee table . the morning to look at a lottery station in the 200. I quietly go buy a coffee table furniture city spent 350.
12. a man did not return overnight, the next morning hurried home, his wife asked why, M a: Last night intersection met a yellow light, bright-stop, six returned to normal this morning, into the yellow deducted 6 points, 9 points deduction reversing intersection wife asked why do not you call men? a: drive called deducted 3 points . ah, the man shivering with cold, his wife asked: in the car, so why frozen a:! under the snow, I kept rubbing plate in the car, obscured license plate deducted 12 points ah
13. a girl bag filled with a bottle of perfume lid off, bus car scented little girl take a paper towel to wipe his bag, we began to see a joke. suddenly, the little girl sitting beside uncle face became pale, pointing to the little girl said, : "you, you, you ...... you let people how to go home? "A12b34c53fg3p7 14. A friend asked a female friend:" Why is a no smoking, no drinking, no gambling, no bother, filial piety, self-motivated, mature, generous, generous, looks tall and fair, modest humor caring 29-year-old man until not have a girlfriend? "She said only two words:" no money! "Friends silent! I also silent! A12b34c53fg3p7 15. Cousin thirty and still single, I once asked him," cousin, your organization so much beauty, why now you do not find a girlfriend? "Cousin said coldly:" rabbit does not eat the grass edge! "I said:" are this age, you 'rabbits eat the grass edge'! "Cousin said in frustration:" Beauty is the rabbit, I am the grass! "(Source: Internet)